Sam Juan Els

They say that flagging pop credibility is the mother of Reinvention. If that's the case, then Kylie Minogue is the younger of Reinvention's two favourite daughters. And now, the soap actress - turned cheesy 80s pop star - turned sleazy 90s pop star - turned sleek 00s pop star - has done it again - and this time Madonna didn't do it first!

So this song is dedicated to everybody's favourite ex-neighbour in her hour of most desperate need - having to resort to using her breasts to get into the news.

Download it here [3.2Mb mp3] (thanks to nischikata for hosting it!)
Read the lyrics

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NOTE:

Some people are offended by this song, accusing me of being mean-spirited and nasty, but these people are totally missing the point. The song is not about making fun of a poor woman who is suffering from a serious and potentially fatal medical condition. No. The song is in fact a parody which mocks the people who would make fun of a poor woman who is suffering from a serious and potentially fatal medical condition.

Sam Juan Els