Sam Juan Els

kylie's breast is cancerous
breast cancer is a killer
and that's no laughing matter
kylie's boob is tumorous
which isn't humorous at all
unlike if she had leprosy

kylie i'm praying to god that you pull through
there's so many things i never had the chance to say to you
like how neighbours sucked even worse than most of your songs do
also you're cute enough that i'd totally do you

so go ahead and have your chemotherapy
lose all your hair, i won't care - just come back to me
it'd be a real shame if you required a mastectomy
at least in your case it'd only be a minor assymmetry

and i'll always regret not being the one to find the lump
will the last guy to touch your tit be the first guy to touch your stump?
and will you get a synthetic prosthetic plastic attachment
you should ask michael jackson and avoid going everywhere that he went

'cos he went too far
and maybe i also just went too far

making jokes about jacko again
but this is nothing more than a segue
see, the king of pop is an appropriate name
he sells tabloids like the real royal family
and if madonna is or at least was the queen
then you must be the darling princess
i sure hope prince's hands are clean
if you die and there's ever an inquest

kylie i'm praying to god that you pull through
there's so many things i never had the chance to say to you
like thumbs up for every time you ever wore see-through
and tell you sister danii she can come live with us too

so go ahead and have your chemotherapy
lose all your hair, i won't care - just come back to me
it'd be a real shame if you required a mastectomy
at least in your case it'd only be a minor assymmetry

kylie i'm praying to god that you pull through
there's so many things i never had the chance to say to you
like bend over baby i'm about to stick into you
and oh my god yeah did the earth move for you too?

did the earth move for you?
'cos it sure moved for me
when i heard the news
of your poor sore titty

kylie's breast is cancerous
breast cancer is a killer
and that's no laughing matter