Sam Juan Els

Totalitarian Tony, you're a phony
Just like Silvio Berlusconi, only
He's rich while you're poor and lonely, oh so lonely
Surrounding yourself with these cronies who you owe these
Favours, back scratches and moneys.

 

Tony Blair you've worse to fear
Than more terrorists attacking here,
Or electricians for that matter -
These Brazilians are everywhere!
By following Bush so eagerly,
You're going down in history
Like Monica Lewinsky,
And everybody knows that she
She swallowed more than her pride.
She did more than just lied
To keep the president satisfied.

 

Totalitarian Tony, you're a phony,
Just like Silvio Berlusconi, only
He's rich while you're poor and lonely, oh so lonely -
Surrounding yourself with these cronies who you owe these
Favours, back scratches and senior diplomatic posts.

 

Totalitarian Blair, you're still there.
But your election win wasn't fair, or square.
Totalitarian Prime Minister, your sinister
Plans intended to diminish or to limit our
Freedoms our choices and our privacy
Will be easier to overcome than our own apathy.

 

Blah blah blah blah politics.