Sam Juan Els

Tony Blair is one of the most popular politicians in the western world. He's also a liar, a coward and a cunt. (Further reading: 1 2 3 4)

So this is not a song from the heart. Nor is it a song from the other organ that usually motivates my more memorable musical moments. No. This is a song from the gall bladder. This is the gooey strings of bright yellow bile hanging from my quivering bottom lip as i try to catch my breath between retches, surveying the undigestible strata of the layered cocktail of chunder that will become the fossil record of recent history.

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Doof, Tss, Ka and Kshsh all appear courtesy of the sticky fists of Captain Fur Kiss.

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If you liked this, it's not really any indication either way as to whether you'll like my other songs, but check out my ode to Kylie's cancerous tit anyway.