Sam Juan Els

Well Daddy y'know I never strayed too far from the flock
Hurtin' an' sharin' sheep's always bin my lot.
An' Daddy y'know I never had no need o' no wife,
But I sure'd like to have sex with a woman at least once in my life.
Daddy you raised me never to touch no horse whores.
So if I can't find a woman o' my own, can I borrow yours?

'Cos Mamma always said that she loved me.
She said she'd do anything for me.
You said she's the tightest girl you'd had.
Well I bet you she's tighter now, now that she's dead.

(Yodel)