Sam Juan Els

it's not often in our lives that someone special comes along

someone who makes you feel so good, you know it must be wrong

when i first saw this girl, i knew she was the one

we met each other quite by chance on double-u double-u double-u dot i deep throat dot com

 

her smile was full of teeth

her eyes are full of laughter

her breasts are full of silicone

which is too bad, but no disaster

'cos when she gets to work she's a felatio grandmaster

i... shot my load on the keyboard

and it's never worked quite right after

 

the girl from i deep throat dot com

she doesn't look like much but she's got something going on 

the girl from i deep throat dot com

probably wouldn't even gag on a foot long schlong

the girl from i deep throat dot com

she's opened up my eyes now i see so much going on

 

like these als scan models who put their fists in each other

and this man from milf - he's probably fucking and filming your mother

and who knows what the bang brothers want with your sister

while the lightspeed university coeds play naked twister

there's a sapphic erotica lesbian threeway going on this very minute

hands up any man who can still use his hand after imagining he's in it

 

go on, imagine you're in it.... sapphic erotica lesbian threeway...

look at those... beautiful eastern european girls, with their, their...

 

the girl from i deep throat dot com

doesn't look like much but she's got something going on

the girl from i deep throat dot com

probably wouldn't even gag on a foot long schlong

 

and you know these thirty year olds in club seventeen

who only wear t-hirts and baseball caps

they only ever fuck ugly old men

i wonder which ugly old man came up with that

and i wonder why kate from kates playground wears so many clothes still

and is the mike from mike's apartment the same mike as the mike from mike in brazil

and why doesn't luba leave peter hegre - she  can come and live with me

if you ever meet that miracle of nature, please please put her in touch with me

 

the girl from i deep throat dot com

she's got nothing on luba but she's got something going on

the girl from i deep throat dot com

is probably only a 5 or a 6 out of ten and only with good makeup on

the girl from i deep throat dot com

probably wouldn't even choke on a metre long schlong 

the girl from i deep throat dot com

i think her name is heather

yes, yes i think her name is heather

the girl from i deep throat dot com

she doesn't look like much but she's got something going on

the girl from i deep throat dot com

i think it must be love

'cos i know it must be wrong...